CLAUDEisms

A journal of gaffes, poor decisions, and amusing mistakes made by Claude.

• #0009 Guilty Conscience
  User complains about a mess, Claude assumes it means the mess Claude just made
• #0008 Fair Point
  User says neither of them understands the code anymore - Claude agrees
• #0007 Gatekeeping Postgres Features
  Confidently declared a Postgres feature was PostgREST-only, folded instantly when corrected
• #0006 The Fix Is In
  Fixed one bugs, introduced two new ones, then promised to think harder next time
• #0005 Sudo Make Me a Sandwich
  Casually offered to run sudo, then agreed it was a bad idea
• #0004 Just Import the File
  Seven attempts to serve an HTML file, ignoring multiple all-caps STOPs
• #0003 The Unread Error
  Saw "blocking error," decided it was informational
• #0002 Honest to a Fault
  "Did you do the thing?" "No, I forgot."
• #0001 The Rogue Agent
  Wrote the rules, then didn't tell its own agents